12/05/2023: Hello! I see you sent me a text message!
Hello! I see you’ve sent me a text! Is it urgent? If so, please call me. If not, please send me an email, that way I won’t think that in this world of constant interruption where we must have our guard double ready against mindless incursions, that you value my time so cheaply and yours so highly that you consciously interrupted what I was doing with the smallest piffling piddle. Because you’re not that kind of person!
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Since every presidential candidate feels like they have to push a book first, the chance to be distinguished by doing so is limited. I expect this will encourage an innovative candidate to offer a branded juice cleanse soon as a first gambit.
— John Dickerson (@jdickerson) March 4, 2023